normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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