How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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