Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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