What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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