another moral hangover. fuck.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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