So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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