Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
My vagina is very pro this idea
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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