I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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