i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
How's work?
Spinning.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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