you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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