I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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