I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Randomize
