it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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