I don't think brook has ever known best
lets start a swedish sibling band together
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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