question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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