my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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