so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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