Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Randomize
