have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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