Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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