ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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