if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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