Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
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He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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