brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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