I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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