Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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