I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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