Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Randomize
