you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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