Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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