there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i came on her dog
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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