She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
