My brain says no but my pants say off.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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