I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
thus making me awesome and them whores
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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