i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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