Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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