how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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