operation harelip BJ is a go
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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