I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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