I think i sorta joined a cult last night
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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