I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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