Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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