There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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