The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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