Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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