just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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