It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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