I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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