In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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