Where did you get a picture of my penis
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
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Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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