big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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