I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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