I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
