Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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