Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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