Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
so let's talk penis.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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